Teacher Tales:
A Compilation of Email Logs From
The Records of A Public High School Teacher, Volume 5
A Primer For the Secretary of Education's
Review and Consideration
Entry #36
"After School Brawl"
March 20, 2014 7:32 AM
"Hi, hon,
...evidently there were 23 kids fighting after school yesterday..we are on a no pass, no cell phone policy today..."
Excerpts from the Assistant Principal's Memo:
"No students should be in the hallways during non-passing periods for any reason unless they are being escorted by security. Requests for a security escort should only be for Dean and Counselor requests or medical emergencies. In the event of a medical emergency, please notify the nurse at ext. #@&%."
In addition, we have requested additional police presence before, during and after school ...
Lastly, thank you to the many staff members who assisted today in helping quell today's events."
Entry #37
"Forgery Board"
March 20, 2014 11:37 AM
From a local newspaper...
"@#$%^&*(), the former District president who was removed from office because of a 29-year-old felony conviction, said Wednesday he wants to be reappointed to the School Board.
Such circumstances are possible, @#$%^&*() said because he said an @#$% County, *()), judge issued an order granting an expungement of his conviction in 1985 for aiding, inducing or causing a forgery."
Entry #38
"Window Pain"
March 20, 2014 11:12 AM
"Hi, Hon,
I got displaced from my classroom today during lunch--a student in A.'s class called her a B@#ch, stormed out of the classroom, slammed the door, and shattered the glass pane of the door frame. The Assistant Principal came and asked me if they could move her students to my classroom while they cleaned up the glass. When A. came back to the class, she was crying and they had to get a sub for her class. Good thing we only have one more day till vacation."
Entry #39
"Hypocrite"
March 17, 2014 10:03 AM
"Hi, Hon,
...I narrowly avoided a major faux pas in the attendance office. I scanned a girl's ID, and when I gave her the tardy slip from the machine, it showed "Hypocrite" as being her first name. Thankfully, I remembered to pronounce her name "Hip-AH-cree-tea" when I had to tell her she had a Saturday detention..."
Entry #40
March 11, 2014 11:56 AM
"Hi, Hon,
Kelly texted me and said that today was Janet Reno Day at her school for some unknown, random reason. At my school, it is Kriss Kross Day, so some kids have their clothes on backwards...that's so...Wiggetty, Wiggetty, Wiggetty, Wiggetty, Whack...uh, huh"
Kriss Kross Image From:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2015/03/24/its-the-metal-cover-of-kris-kross-jump-you-never-knew-you-needed/
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